you know the otp is real when you’re screaming about them LOOKING at each other
Stab wound? You mean extra pocket.
nobody on this website should be allowed outside i swear to god
If one of my favorite singers crowd surfed at a concert I would just carry them away to my house
driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE SAY DRUMMERS AND BASSISTS DONT MATTER
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD A BEAUTIFUL BASS LINE?
EVER FELT A KICK DRUM IN YOUR CHEST?
Women’s Day has been extended until forever because Women are great and why aren’t we always celebrating them
Me: You’ve been a bad girl
Girl: mmm daddy punish me
Me: SIT IN THE GODDAMN CORNER FOR THIRTY MINUTES. IF I CATCH YO ASS MOVIN’ I’M WHOOPIN YAH ASS
if I had a dollar for every time I hit the first pole in flappy bird
Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever
bring me the booty
BE CAREFUL MAKING WISHES IN THE
CANT BE SURE WHEN THEYVE HIT THEIR
OH MY GOODNESS
Let us appreciate the fashion goddesses that are the Team Rocket Trio!
russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks
15 minutes late they clearly weren’t
looks like they were
you guys are putin way too much time into this