i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.
So I edited this picture I found on Twitter so that my dad won’t yell at me because the original picture had bad language (and because HANK GREEN xD). Anyway, apparently Hank Green being added to the picture does not make it a valid argument… -.-
OK well…but teenagers who overcome their natural urge to be lazy tend to stand out as particularly excellent…so don’t take this as an excuse. Also, why didn’t that person eat their pizza crusts! They were obviously very hungry….UNACCEPTABLE!
why do people freak out when they see a part of my bra or my stomach like what did you think was under my shirt?? a tank??? the great wall of china???? popular korean artist park jae sang also known as psy????????
my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off
yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop
blueboxtraveller asked: Rose’s ‘A better way of living your life’ speech or Ten’s ‘I believe in her’ speech
The Whitest Kids U’ Know x
whitest kids u know arent even close to fucking around
I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math
dont let tumblr make you think
- school isnt important
- its okay to be rude to your parents
- its normal to hate everyone
- self harm and suicide are romantic or great
- being rude is cute
- being a female who hits or yells at your boyfriend is woman empowerment
- depression and other mental illnesses are beautiful
- grades arent important
- education isnt important
- college isnt important
- smoking is cool
- drugs are cool
Who does this guy think he is???
Wow, you’re an objectively terrible person.
Guy has things he likes in women? FUCK THAT GUY. FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT IT… MISOGYNISTIC FUCKING SWINE. HOW DARE HE?
He should just keep his stupid mouth shut and be grateful any woman would even talk to some disgusting fucking life support system for that weak ass excuse for a dildo he calls a dick.
Feminism: People wonder why we need to plaster articles all over the place that tell people we like to put out.
Women have preferences too …. and feminists have preferences as well
"fuck men who have preferences, you have no right to have preferences you piece of shit smh now if you excuse me I’m going to reblog gifs of my favourite male celebrities with their shirts off and talk about how I want my boyfriend to be a real life version of my favourite Swimming Anime character right down to personal quirks and tastes!"
The only time they get angry about a woman having preferences is when a lesbian isn’t attracted to fat or hairy women
Real life vs Societal expectations
Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.
Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.
Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.
Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.
OMG THIS IS ACTUALLY A FUCKING REVELATION FOR ME ok because I was actually a little self conscious about my nipples pointing down because I guess I had it in my head that only old peoples’ boobs are supposed to do that like 50 year old boobs, not young 20-30 year old boobs, because on the TV 20-something and 30-something actresses have nipples that point forward, and only 50+ women talk about saggy boobs, and I thought ‘wtf is wrong with me that I have saggy boobs already?! What did I do wrong? Did I not wear a bra early enough? Too early?’ But no I am actually of child-bearing age and my boobs are supposed to sag down, because otherwise how would a baby feed from them??? OMG. Of course!
But now I don’t understand why so many actresses who go topless have forward facing nipples???
Lies we tell our kids. Found this from the postsecret blog.
THEYRE ALL CUTE AND FUNNY UNTIL YOU GET TO THE LAST ONE AND THEN YOU ARE ASSAULTED BY FEELINGS